Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued
And I really can’t with him
oh my god
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
It’s fucking errol
what if we’re all characters in a book
WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING
“This gorgeous Hälssen & Lyon calendar is made of brewable tea. Each day is made of fine pressed wafer thin tea leaves.”
I want this sooooo bad!
when you have a million fic ideas but can’t write
when you have a million art ideas but can’t draw
when you have a million ideas but can’t
when you’re LYIN ON THE COLD HARD GROUND
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
He’s like “OH, YEAH!” I enjoy beatings!
That moment when movie Harry was EXACTLY like book Harry
but ‘sassy potter’ is like the password we can use to find out who’s actually a fan and who just saw the movies
Or we can all be fans together regardless or whether we’ve read the books or not
OR WE CAN ALL BE FANS TOGETHER REGARDLESS OF WHETHER WE’VE READ THE BOOKS OR NOT
I walk up to the stage nervously, sweat beading off my forheads as eyes scan the audience, it’s the 7h grade talent show and I’m doing a comedic act but all of my jokes and bad puns have left my lips before I even reach the mic. I scamper to the mic as I take out the handkerchief my mother…
So I’m at an old cafe by the beach alone and I got up to use the restroom and buy a croissant. When I returned this was in my book ~
You know when people say “What’s the alternative to cat-calling?” This. This is the alternative.
Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.
That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.
there is so much potential for comedy gold right the fuck here and you aren’t even trying tumblr