bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes
Make guests look forward to sleeping on the couch. This futon converts into a bunk bed in about five steps. Sold on BonBon.
OH MY GOSH
U HAD SEX
"if you’re straight and white tumblr will lynch you~"
fun fact!! there are actual places in the real irl world today (2014!) where if you are anything other than straight and white you will actually get lynched! literally! they will literally kill you!! isn’t that wild??
raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole
my songs have vague suspicions about what you did in the dark
let’s precariously light these objects up
i am moderately aflame
I tried to make a video for a friend and forgot my mother was in the room
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
My dog is a fail.
My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo
this is amazing
I saw these pictures here originally.
They needed to be fixed.