Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
This is pretty much how I sum up Snape apologists.
Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.
if you’re reading this i love you and i believe in you
this just in: ryan nosdrinker hates the illiterate and the blind
nine: don’t wander off
ten: don’t wander off
eleven: don’t wander off
I loved Capaldi so much on Saturday. He’s already my favourite doctor.
i’ll see you in heck
one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’
no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty
honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole